Q. Why do men become more intelligent during sex?
A. Because they're plugged into a genius!
Q. Why don't women blink during sex?
A. Because it's over before you know it.
Q. Why do man need 1 million sperm cells to fertilise 1 egg?
A. Because they refuge to stop and ask for directions!
Q. Why do men snore when they're lying on their back?
A. Because a vaccuum is created when their balls hang over their brown eye!
Q. Why do men have bigger brains than dogs?
A. Otherwise they would jump up female legs on parties!
Q. Why did God create man first?
A. You need a rough sketch, before creating something perfect!
Q. How many men does it take to lower a toilet seat?
A. Unknown, it never happened!
Q. Why did God create a man?
A. Because a vibrator cannot mow the lawn!
Q. How do call an intelligent, good looking an yet sensitive man?
A. A rumor!
Q. Why do little boys nag?
A. They practice for when they're grown-ups!
Q. What does it mean when a man in your bed is grasping for a breath and is calling you name?
A. You didn't stuff the pillow long enough!!!!
And still you need them...
Why do women need men? Finally woman have some jokes about men for a change...
