It is never funny, when a sniper tells his wife, he has missed her.
It is never funny, when a blond girl is driving a SMART.
It is never funny, when a blind person sees his life passing by when he dies.
It is never funny, when you ask a scizofrenic who the hell he thinks he is.
It is never funny, being attached to your scare.
It is never funny, if you live in a one-way dead-end street.
It is never funny, if a christian is getting cross, when he gets across a level crossing crossways.
It is never funny, if a waiter is stuck in a cue in the waiting room.
It is never funny, if a deserter is lost in a desert.
It is never funny, if you can't get a lay in L.A.
